Brandon Scott Gorrell

But the position you’ve accepted is “Content Manager” and in actuality you’ll be writing articles on real estate and educational resources for first-time homebuyers at a startup absolutely filled with business casual Web 2.0 enthusiasts who ‘get’ the internet. This is, of course, incredibly far off from what you really want to be doing (a novelist)…

Well, this came about two years too late, if you want to get technical (the whole hipster bashing thing was hot when Hipster Runoff was new and interesting, not to mention the significant amount ‘Hipster Bingo’ memes that circulated during the ‘golden age’ of hipster hate) – BUT, at least the dude did it, and he’s making money off it. Check out the cards inside.

Today Vice covered a Tumblr called ‘deathrainbows’ that apparently showcases images that its creator – “Wyatt W.” – imagines death will ‘look like’… literally. Check them out after the jump.

I’m having problems having sex with my girlfriend, and they seem really emotionally complicated, but I’m too embarrassed to ask any of my friends for help, or go to a shrink. I feel so much shame surrounding my inability to perform in bed. I feel like if I told anyone they would think I was a shithead. What should I do?

Perhaps none of them had their coffee that morning? Watch the awkwardness reach a crescendo then spiral out of control after the jump.

Unfortunately – against his wishes – the whole world now knows who he likes (the video, posted last March, has almost 500k pageviews), but whatever. Time to gush. Video after the jump.

Before today, I did not know that landing a backflip in a wheelchair was possible. Who would have thought? Is this where the X-Games are headed? Do the X-Games even happen anymore? Where’s this guy’s Mountain Dew sponsorship? Video after the jump.

The internet has invented new situations, new emotions, and new difficulties for the Western human race. Or, at least, exacerbated old ones. Take for example the situation of two individuals that have gotten into a festering, bitter argument on some internet forum who subsequently have found themselves, a week later, standing in the same room, at some party. What might be the outcome of this situation?

I found a link to one of these in the /r/creepy subreddit late one night. The videos are sort of NSFW, if you don’t want your coworkers thinking you’re… weird.

She had messaged me from Lovelab a short message that was just something like “hi, you’re interesting,” or something vague like that. I looked at her dating profile and it seemed mostly innocuous and her picture looked alright, but was generally just difficult to discern.

I have this problem with my girlfriend. She seems to get mad about the stupidest things. They don’t even make sense to me. Like, they don’t seem to make any logical sense. Seriously. So I don’t know how to address her problems – instead I just get frustrated and angry and her try to make her see that she’s not being logical at all. But she doesn’t understand, she just gets more pissed. What can I do?

Americans have extremely low street cred in the international tourist environment, this as the result of George W. Bush, republicans, the American news media, the American education system, privatized health care, and everything else non-Americans talk shit about when they talk shit about America…