Brandon Scott Gorrell

‘Act like you’ve been here before’

Not all cleavage is created equal.

We will pay for food we didn’t order and thank the server for terrible service.

Just because he acts like a huge dick doesn’t mean he has one.

How many people you’ve had sex with in the past twelve months.

“Bring your swimwear if driving 280, this morning.”

You are EXTREMELY SENSITIVE to people getting bored with what you’re saying.

“I hated discussing ideas with investors,” he said, “because then I become a Defender of the Idea, and that influences your thought processes.”

Maher has a history of pissing off both liberals and conservatives for using sexist slurs. We’ll see how he weathers this round.

I have accepted Joanie Faircloth’s apology and retraction to clear my name.

I’m not sure why anyone would do this and share pictures of it with anyone else.

An Irishman Walks Out Of A Bar.

There is a subreddit called r/TIFU. I will let you find out what it stands for through your own research. But it is full of laughs. This r/TIFU post by reddit user Brevnol is especially hilarious, and highlights the dangerous risks one takes when holding their pee in for a very long time.

LAST WEEK the Wall Street Journal conducted a very serious study that analyzed which teams engaged in the worst of the 2014 World Cup’s most notorious, annoying, time-honored elements — faking like you’ve been permanently disfigured and need an ambulance to cart you off the pitch.

It’s really insane. Lots of people die.

Is the video below really how Asian dads drive, or just all old, eccentric men?

“Redneck,” “hick,” and “hillbilly” can all describe different types of people, and are certainly stereotypes that can not accurately portray any one individual. These terms can also be derogatory, while some self-identifying “rednecks” and etc.

Here Vimeo user Tony Zhou breaks down what he says are the hallmarks of good comedy movies and bad comedy movies.