Brandon Scott Gorrell

A vacation period as defined by therapists and couples counselors is a time frame that generally occurs at the onset of a romance. It is thought that its actual length is dependent on the two individuals involved — one couple’s may last a week while another’s lasts for a year…

The poor video quality actually makes it difficult to discern if his ego had grown to the absurd proportions it currently maintains, but even this unsavvy contributor must admit that he sounds pretty damn good.

Chairman Meow gained notoriety last year with his fluffy mane and the intensity of his stare. One of the most unimpressed-with-you cats in his generation, Chairman Meow and his admirers represent a new paradigm in feline aloofness.

Zooey Deschannel: Perfect the Manic Pixie Dream Woman image: an iteration of the Manic Pixie Dream Girl who feels comfortable shopping at Ann Taylor Loft and driving a minivan, on occasion, as needed.

Rand’s dislike for the phrase “I’m only human” was more specifically a rejection of the premise of the phrase, which is something like “Humans are inherently lazy and lacking sufficient willpower to uphold personally or culturally assigned values…”

In Episode 3 of their series we see a different ‘format’ of sorts — this one lacking the cut scenes we’ve come to expect and composed of two ‘skits,’ both featuring Juliette Lewis, who made a cameo in Episode 1. It’s also about a minute longer than the first two episodes, both of which definitely left us wanting more.

Here’s a new Ryan Gosling thing for you. Does it matter what this new Ryan Gosling ‘thing’ is? Does it matter in what capacity Ryan Gosling deigns to grace the internet with his presence? Does anything other than Ryan Gosling matter at all? Obviously not. No — he is Ryan Gosling.

TC faves on this one include “Is that hummus?” “Does this taste funny to you?” “So good, right?” and “I’m just like……..”

This week our friends over at Impose posted a video in which they asked a bunch of hipster-celebs how they’re preparing for the coming end of the world.

The Kardashians: Women who are for no discernible reason famous; envision their television show is just them eating dinner and yelling at each other, featuring occasional ‘melt downs.’

The opposite of a cat is a dog, which also has four legs and a face and a body, but, curiously, lacks brains and the ability to be catlike.

Here’s a clip of the latest most adorable gay dads/ grandpas to hit YouTube as of late, with a priceless reaction to hearing some real big news. Not so much analysis to be had about this video; probably best to just watch and let the grin take over.