Brandon Scott Gorrell
I am the co-publisher of Thought Catalog. Follow me on Twitter. I also use a pen name called Holden Desalles.
Cormac McCarthy Attempts To Write A Seinfeld Scene
A stale brick tenement on West 72nd Street on Sunday afternoon, New York, New York. In this year nineteen ninety-six. Seinfeld with his notes at his table, the smell of his clothes priestlike, dry flesh within.
The Overthinker’s Guide To Being The Only Person In The Coffee Shop Who Can’t Access The WiFi
What’s frustrating is that the laptop is telling you it’s connected to the WiFi but that it can’t connect to the internet.
6 Different Types Of Exes You Can Have In Your 20s
Terrorists are perhaps the most technologically savvy of the different types of exes you will have in your 20s, employing the use of their cell phones to make repeated calls texts to their exes between 12 and 4 a.m., causing disrupted sleep schedules and new mates to suspect that the ex is sleeping around, or something.
21 Pictures Of Cats Being Awesome Way Before The Internet Existed
Stately cat is stately, circa 1910.
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Here’s A Game Of Thrones Trailer Recut To Look Like A Rom Com
Questionable production quality aside, this recut of Game of Thrones as an all-American romantic comedy is really, really funny.
How Depressed People Use The Internet
I’m going to tell you how they conducted their research, and then I’ll wrap up the findings in a snappy list form that your attention span can handle — you won’t have to go over to NYT and sift through a bunch of “paragraphs,” as the old media calls them.
Here Is A Deep Fried iPad
Well, a foamcore replica of one, and a few more gadgets while he was at it.
What Game Of Thrones Characters Would Tweet, If They Had Twitter
Who is Jaqen H’ghar? When do we get to see the dragons destroy civilization? What of the approaching zombie war? What would Game of Thrones characters do if they had Twitter accounts? In my unfortunate state of Game of Thrones withdrawal, I decided to investigate the possibilities.
What Your Favorite Game Of Thrones Character Says About You, Part 1
Here are my suggestions about what your favorite Game of Thrones character might say about who you are.
The New Samsung Smart TV: Look, But Don’t Touch
Here’s something Back to the Future for you: Samsung’s first generation Smart TV — fully interactive television sets that respond to voice activation and body motion control. Sponsored by Samsung.