Brandon Scott Gorrell

I am the co-publisher of Thought Catalog. Follow me on Twitter. I also use a pen name called Holden Desalles.

Cormac McCarthy Attempts To Write A Seinfeld Scene

A stale brick tenement on West 72nd Street on Sunday afternoon, New York, New York. In this year nineteen ninety-six. Seinfeld with his notes at his table, the smell of his clothes priestlike, dry flesh within.

6 Different Types Of Exes You Can Have In Your 20s

Terrorists are perhaps the most technologically savvy of the different types of exes you will have in your 20s, employing the use of their cell phones to make repeated calls texts to their exes between 12 and 4 a.m., causing disrupted sleep schedules and new mates to suspect that the ex is sleeping around, or something.

Confidentiality Agreement For First Dates

Date shall limit disclosure of Confidential Information within its own organization to its friends having a need to know (“No One”). Date shall not disclose Confidential Information to any third party (whether an individual, corporation, or other entity) without the prior written consent of Discloser.

How Depressed People Use The Internet

I’m going to tell you how they conducted their research, and then I’ll wrap up the findings in a snappy list form that your attention span can handle — you won’t have to go over to NYT and sift through a bunch of “paragraphs,” as the old media calls them.

What Game Of Thrones Characters Would Tweet, If They Had Twitter

Who is Jaqen H’ghar? When do we get to see the dragons destroy civilization? What of the approaching zombie war? What would Game of Thrones characters do if they had Twitter accounts? In my unfortunate state of Game of Thrones withdrawal, I decided to investigate the possibilities.

The New Samsung Smart TV: Look, But Don’t Touch

Here’s something Back to the Future for you: Samsung’s first generation Smart TV — fully interactive television sets that respond to voice activation and body motion control. Sponsored by Samsung.