Brandon Scott Gorrell

A small sample: a walking dog, a waterproof plunger, a toilet-themed restaurant and an absurd flying lawnmower. Enjoy.

When someone asks me to join them on the dance floor and I’m sober, I’m like…

In what could be a clever but ultimately (maybe) destructive bit of viral marketing, some guy in church-town suburban Utah just opened a smoothie store and is charging liberals $1 extra for his product.

This confusing snapshot of a damaged semi was just taken by contributor Rion Harmon in Long Island City, Queens at 48th Ave and Van Dam St, but we can’t figure out what might have caused it.

Looks like she’s already removed the page, but after the listing started going around, she updated the image with a photo sans nudity and added “#ebayyellowskaterdress as seen by thousands. never worn naked.”

Sterling Pierce, a printing company of writer/editor Giancarlo DiTrapano’s publishing press Tyrant Books, has refused to print review copies of Marie Calloway’s first novel, what purpose did i serve in your life “due to content.”

The song is “The Rains Of Castamere,” a song well-featured in the books of A Song of Ice and Fire and featured at least twice, I think in the same episode, of the second season of HBO’s Game of Thrones.

Festivus was actually not created by George’s father, Frank Costanza. The fake holiday was created well before the series was even conceived in 1966 by an editor of Reader’s Digest named Dan O’Keefe, who created it to celebrate the anniversary of his first date with his wife.

Y’all, we did it. Last month, Steph and I published a compilation of our favorite stories on Thought Catalog that embody what it means to be in your 20s in the 2k10s.

Storm Freerun — the collective of Parkour dudes here featured — all might as well be Ryan Gosling clones with that deep, sexy soundtrack pulsing through the video while they do awesome backflips from burning 3-story buildings and land seamlessly without any hint of damage whatsoever.

Preheat oven to 400 F. (Yes, you have an oven in your apartment.)

The end-all of internet arguments from a certain group of people has come to be, “I’m offended by this, so it’s wrong.”