Buzzfeed Writer Obsessed With His Penis Posts Bizarre Listicle About Guys With ‘Mediocre Dicks’

Early this morning a Buzzfeed staffer posted a cringy listicle called 13 Things Only Guys With An Extremely Mediocre Dick Will Understand. Among other strange ‘facts’ about having a “mediocre dick,” which is a term I’m not sure anyone understands, guys with average-sized penises (?) are disgusting to look at when they’re naked, are incredibly insecure—they “spend a lot of time researching” how long their dicks should be—and are eventually told by everyone they sleep with that they are terrible at having sex.

Currently, the top result of poll he put at the bottom of his dick listicle that asks readers if they, too, have mediocre dicks, is “I don’t have a dick.”