Calm, Snacking Man Breaks Up NYC Subway Fight

Extreme-composure-dude-breaking-up-fight became a meme today after a video on YouTube appeared of a Level 5000 Zen Master breaking up a scrappy fight on a NYC 6 train by nonchalantly stepping between the two fighters and calmly eating potato chips. Kudos, hero. I’ve only lived in NYC for about four months and so have yet to witness my first subway row. I’m not looking forward to it, but if it has to happen, I hope this sensei is on board.