Here Is The Largest Bank Account Balance You Will Ever See On An ATM Receipt

WTF. Shouldn’t this money be tied up in investments or something? Apparently Dealbreaker stumbled upon this viral piece of gold in East Hampton, proving that, as NYMag had to say, the fuckers in East Hampton are as rich as everyone secretly guesses they are. Other than that, I have no idea what the story behind this is – but according to Dealbreaker, it’s been revealed that the owner of the receipt was a hedge fund manager who “hadn’t used an ATM since Lehman.” Heh.