The Three Best Ways to Melt a Chocolate Bunny
Created by Lernert Engelberts en Sander Plug, this video is three years old, but just as Yahweh rose from the dead three days after his crucifixion at the hands of the Romans and the Jews, the video of the melting of the chocolate bunny has now been resurrected from the depths of viral detritus three…
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Thought I’d bring this one back for the occasion of the day after the resurrection of Jesus Christ the Lord Our Savior, which we the Chosen People (Americans) celebrate so aptly and appropriately – just as Christ himself probably would – with the purchase of hollow bunny-shaped chocolates most likely manufactured from South American rainforest-killing cocoa beans imported 5,000+ miles to be packaged and sold in excessive layers of plastic and cardboard at your local Rite Aid or Walgreens. Created by Lernert Engelberts en Sander Plug, this video is three years old, but just as Yahweh rose from the dead three days after his crucifixion at the hands of the Romans and the Jews, the video of the melting of the chocolate bunny has now been resurrected from the depths of viral detritus three years after its birth. It is prophesized to ascend to Heaven, but only after some sort of Pentecost-like occurrence, which is as yet not-foretold or known to this devout follower of the Easter Chocolate Bunny Tradition, but will most likely involve fire and a booming voice from the sky. Praise Jesus. 
