Meet Shannon, the Incredibly Surreal Schizophrenic

"I've got a yellow spider, I get everybody says they haven't seen one yet, I got it trapped in a bottle, a jar, with sealing wax over. But you know how spiders are, y'know, they're kinda tricky motherfuckers. Excuse my language. Plus I have an organic substance that came out of the sky, if you're…

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This woman called a YouTube member’s dad’s machine shop around 11 p.m. and left this surreal message. Hope she turns calls like this into a career. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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