Bobby Viner

Coming home from work to find my GF at the time, cleaning my apartment in a french maid outfit…

One of the red flags I totally ignored in a past relationship is that I didn’t really like any of her friends. If you don’t like the people your SO chooses to hang out with, you probably should reevaluate things.

Hey Ya, Mean Girls, Livejournal.

Because I’m still in love with my ex, and that makes me feel pathetic and angry, so then I drink to deal with the loneliness.

Hugs from behind.

Everyone remembers high school and the teen years as a hormonally insane period of life. Anxiety and interest regarding the opposite gender (or same gender, as the case may be) was astronomical, and confusing.

USA. The corruption, the double speak, the written law and hidden dictated law, the complete lack of democracy, the ability for corporate power to abuse individuals almost endlessly in the name of profit, the scam that is healthcare here…

The Indonesian Mimic Octopus can not only change colours, but will mimic the shapes of other animals, like the flounder, poisonous lion fish, and sea snakes.

Handjob in the back of a cop car

These 21 documentaries cover everything from homeless tunnel dwellers to dolphin hunters to cocaine cowboys, and they’re all awesome!

Took my own braces off with nail clippers.

The universal feeling when going through a breakup, to use internet speak, is FML.