Bill Domke

The National Chicken Council estimates that America will eat 1.25 billion chicken wings during Super Bowl XLVIII.



She stopped talking to me soon after. Still not over a previous man, she didn’t want to lead me on.

Puppy Bowl X is moderated by rookie referee Dan Schachner (read: man who stole my dream job).

Sure, I had never kissed a girl yet, but if you needed to know what level Jynx learns “Ice Punch” (level 31, Red/Blue/Yellow), I had you covered.

The Fearsome Foursome, The Crunch Bunch, Purple People Eaters, Blitzburgh, and the New York Sack Exchange all bring back fond memories of bone-crushing hits, but The Legion Of Boom is a big frontrunner for my favorite of all time.

To identify with another’s happiness or pain is to identify with another’s soul.

My season of The Bachelor will reach out to all the guys that have decent self-confidence but can’t find themselves in a relationship.

Tom Brady: The quarterback for the Patriots. Loved by many a girl, reviled by many a Jets fan.

Stairway to Heaven: Led Zeppelin vs. the London Philharmonic Orchestra

Cosmetics are an extension of fashion, and are fun for girls much like the way watching sports is fun for me.

Kaepernicking: This is the process of kissing your bicep after scoring a touchdown, made famous by one Colin Kaepernick, the quarterback of the 49ers.

Almost everybody breathes a very minimal amount of air with each breath. Even if you were to take a deep breath, chances are good that you’re not doing it the right way.