Bill Domke

Maybe all of the time life is not deep at all. Maybe our experiences don’t have meaning — they’re just raw experience and that’s all life really is.

What if weight loss wasn’t the ultimate prize, but instead a bonus en route to a much larger goal?

On the other side, you’re crushed, but just as confused. Trying to talk to her gets you nowhere, and she just becomes more distant. What the hell could be wrong with you?


Antihistamine. / 
Whoever invented this
 / I would like to kiss.

This was the first time I ever put 100% of my effort into something and completely failed to achieve it, and for your stereotypical 90s kid who was told he could do whatever he wanted with hard work, this was a crushing new reality.

There was definitely at least one person in that crowd that understood the situation and was powerless to do anything.

An experienced football quarterback will see a defensive front and make the necessary audible to exploit a weakness when a rookie may not see such deficiencies. So what if we treated emotion the same?

In general, I’d put frolic with a gaggle of wolf pups on any to-do list.

Rest in Peace, LG Versa. It was a long and crazy ride, and despite you taking your fair share of ridicule from the smart phone users that just didn’t understand, you performed like a champ through and through.

Are you just trying to do things that will make you uncomfortable? Will that help you find what you want?


It didn’t take long for the new freshmen from other floors that didn’t know their RA’s yet to ask me if I was the dealer from my floor or if I knew who they were.

It’s just not something I can answer back without giving it serious thought.

The National Chicken Council estimates that America will eat 1.25 billion chicken wings during Super Bowl XLVIII.



She stopped talking to me soon after. Still not over a previous man, she didn’t want to lead me on.

Puppy Bowl X is moderated by rookie referee Dan Schachner (read: man who stole my dream job).

Sure, I had never kissed a girl yet, but if you needed to know what level Jynx learns “Ice Punch” (level 31, Red/Blue/Yellow), I had you covered.

The Fearsome Foursome, The Crunch Bunch, Purple People Eaters, Blitzburgh, and the New York Sack Exchange all bring back fond memories of bone-crushing hits, but The Legion Of Boom is a big frontrunner for my favorite of all time.

To identify with another’s happiness or pain is to identify with another’s soul.