Betsy Holt

Aspiring comedy writer, it’s okay, you can laugh.

Could you kindly please stop stabbing me?

If she must keep working under these conditions, at least give her a towel and cups of Gatorade as she sprints.

I have heard that scientists are still looking for ways to time travel. This is completely unnecessary. All they need to do is take sleeping pills.

They truly care about me and have gotten me through some hard times.