Becky Lang
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Becky Lang
Warning! You’re Not Minnesotan Until You’ve Put These 50 Things In Your Mouth
The Chart Topper peanut butter and Sriracha or bacon apple fritter donut at Glam Doll Donuts.
Office Space Syndrome: Are Men Losing Interest In Working 9-5?
As women seem to have successfully penetrated the 9-5 workplace more and more men are losing interest in it.
8 Things You Really Mean By “I’m Staying In Tonight”
I’m going to spend the night tanning, exfoliating and then staring at myself hatefully in the mirror before treating myself to a Skinny Girl margarita and crying myself to sleep.
Dos And Don’ts Of Day Drinking
If you have a hard time naturally pacing your drinking, follow this rule: If you accidentally break a glass, take a nap and then start again.
God Doesn’t Exist–Proving It With A French Fry
Here is why a french fry proves God doesn’t exist.
How Moral Is Having Children?
Less “oopsy,” unwanted children means less children growing up neglected by too busy parents, in poverty, inevitably eating up more and more resources and producing more and more garbage in a landfill.
10 Simple Workouts For The Busy, Kinda Lazy Smoker
Choose a liquor store/place with Red Box at least 4 blocks away and go there 2-3 times per week.
13 Reasons I’m Jealous Of Men
You get to eat so, so much.
Why Is Reading a Virtue But Watching TV Shows is “Lazy?”
Next time you apologize for downing a marathon on Netflix, just think, do I want to apologize for watching this and be like those people who used to think forks were evil? No.
9 Cliches Of A ‘Cool’ Person’s Wedding
If your invites are not letterpressed using some kind of slab serif font and custom set of iconography that tells the story of how you met than you might as well just get married at the strip mall.
6 Things Creative People Need To Stop Doing
Glamorously reflecting about your Adderall abuse
19 Ways To Be Shortsighted About Your 20s
Constantly think of ways to give advice to people 2 years younger than you. If only they knew what you know now (at 23).
Let’s Stop Calling People Narcissists
We could all be called narcissists, because we are all principally in charge of our own selves, and therefore very interested in examining and documenting those selves.