Austin O'Rourke

It’s kind of a race thing. And kind of a socio-economical thing. And a change thing, too — the Recording Academy is scared of change.

When a celebrity starts to feel pain or pressure, he or she must bottle it up and pretend everything is okay.

If a grizzly bear and a trapeze artist had a baby… boom, Julian Edelman.

No Heisman-winning quarterback has won an NFL playoff game in the last 26 years. Except, of course, for one man: Tim Tebow. Seriously? Unreal. Tebow.

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are having an infectiously good time. Twitter is abuzz with hope for wardrobe malfunctions and erotic performances.

They’re just like me and you. The pain they share is some of the same pain you feel.

8:50pm: Send this exact text to your closest 26 friends: “Hey whatsup, anything goin on tonite?”

I can’t speak with 100% certainty, but I’m pretty sure R. Kelly is arguing that every person under the age of 23 was conceived while one of his songs was playing.

For the record, I was rooting for Dominic, Alastair, or Duncan. However, in the spirit of Kanye and Kim’s directional naming, I also would have accepted, “take a left after the Starbucks and it should be on your right.”