Austin O'Rourke

As little Miley as possible. I understand this might still mean six or seven songs. That’s fine.

Love, peace, and taco grease!

And although they say all press is good press, it’s difficult to ascertain how this profusion of negative attention will benefit Lavigne. It’s also difficult to ascertain what Avril was going for here.

We are ALL Frank Kaminsky this weekend. Remember that.

If you’re a beginner, it’s too late to inundate yourself with the history of NCAA basketball and the ins-and-outs of this year’s tournament. But it’s not too late for the Spark Notes version.

Lil Jon instructs Martha about the rap game, while Martha talks about life as a thug. This segment lasts four minutes, though the lessons learned last a lifetime.

These four teams will not reach the Final Four: Cornell, Maryland-Eastern Shore, Tennessee-Martin, the Los Angeles Lakers.

“Crotch Rock That Girl” becomes a comedy and a drama and a romance and a dance documentary and a PSA in favor of picture frames all rolled into one.

Man of Science, Woman of Herbs starring Jack Shepard and Sun Kwon

It’s worth repeating: The problem isn’t just steroids. A lot of people took steroids. Had Alex owned up to his mistakes and apologized, we would have forgiven him.

Marcus Smart is the one labeled “pathetic” and “a disappointment,” even though those terms more accurately describe the middle-aged superfan who yells obscenities at 20 year-olds.

Suddenly the idea of a TV drama starring Tebow as a conflicted football star/medical marvel has network executives licking their chops.