Ashley Twigg

I, like many had a plan in my head of how my future was going to look. I had the man already, and envisioned daily, the house, the kids, and the life, I WAS going to have.

Do not compromise who you are for anything.

I realize there are many, many people that are truly IN LOVE and have found the person they are meant to be with and spend their life with.

6. Diets would be so much easier if alcohol had no calories.

Unfortunately for me, if there was a picture icon designated for each stereotype the “female = bad driver” picture would be of my face.

Lets be serious; is there anything worse?

By all means we can try to apologize, deny, and revert attention elsewhere following a drunken text convo but once the send button is hit once (or 10-15 times depending on the night) the damage is done.

Take note of the following RED FLAGS!

I don’t like being badly treated or seeing other people badly treated.

So no one is banging down your door to offer you your dream job.

I just feel like there are people in the world that BLOW UP my newsfeed with the same damn things, and quite frankly I need a little more mental stimulation from my social media addiction.

This is the person you need to direct all of your important life questions to that determine whether you are being a psychopath or a skank.