Ashley Twigg

1. You look like a nice, sweet girl but can’t quite help that you swear like a sailor. 2.

1. Money: I will admit that having a “real world” job is cool in the sense that you don’t need to cross your fingers and hold your breath when the cashier slides your debit card through praying it won’t be…

1. Talking about sex. Um yes hello, I just met you. I realize we are human beings, it has probably crossed my mind too, but it doesn’t mean we need to chat about it over appetizers.

9. Although recommended, you don’t technically need to feel compelled to shave your legs quite as often.

You want to know what I like? Honesty. I like when people can admit when things in their life aren’t going so hot.

3. You say things like “I’d love to, but it’s been a really long week.”

1. You can say their name without instantly wanting to fall into hysterics and throw things…or throw up.

5. You don’t even pretend to be able to tell a lie.

2. Don’t blame your decisions on your current mental state.

7. You have walked into things, people, parked and or moving cars while staring down at your phone.

1. Traffic.

Sometimes with great power comes great responsibility.