Ascher Robbins

Welcome to college campuses in America in 2015, where emotion trumps reason every single time, and the people who yell loudest generally get the shit they want.

There is hope for this summer.

So, today I’m going to play shrink and diagnose some of the major psychological disorders that our Game of Thrones heroes and villains are certainly dealing with. Let’s hope they get the help they need.

What does it mean to grow up?

Now, playing hard to get can certainly work and can make women want you that much more. However, this strategy really only works if you’re looking for casual sex or short-term flings.

Everyone loves getting scared sometimes, and we all most definitely love getting wrapped up in the novelty and pageantry of a holiday.

Like many other sports writers, I have ranked all 32 teams in the NFL at the midpoint of the season.

First things first: the film was fantastic.

With the advent of advanced forensic sciences, and with news being constantly disseminated via television and Internet, very few crimes produce more questions than answers. This is why we are still mystified and intrigued by crimes that seem unsolvable, even in the age of surveillance cameras and DNA databases.

Cialis, Buick, Progressive, Coors Light, and Chevy.

I’ve been in my share of long-term relationships, short-term relationships, and FWB situations.

There’s a lot of bad music out there.

Some music groups evolve and get better with every single album they put out. However, other groups start out hot…and then regress for the rest of their musical careers.

Lana Del Rey, even with her melancholy vocals and brooding melodies, is far from epitomizing what being sad really is.

For homosexuals to ever truly advance to the point of universal acceptance in this country, they need people to perceive gay men as men…not as gays.

Get ready for some #butthurt.

8. The days of DGAFing and YOLOing are over.

Grab a box of Kleenex, turn on some Lit or Sugar Ray, sit on your bean-bag chair, and reminisce on the days when things were truly golden.