Ari Eastman

“Oh my god, it must be SO awesome having such a cool sister!”

Trust that she already knows stuff about your romantic history. She’s never going to admit it though, so instead, her best friend will just come over and they’ll lurk and check out photos from 2009.

I’m testing the waters right now. I’m not sure how you feel about me, so if I throw in an “lol” maybe it will off-set the super vulnerable moment I just had.

She knows if you’re having a bad day, even before you do. She’s already figured it out from that weird smirk thing you keep doing.

You will ask questions you ALREADY know the answers to. You just will.

You are blinded if you ever leave your cave during the daytime. WHAT IS THAT ORANGE THING IN THE SKY?!? SO. BRIGHT. OUTSIDE. MY EYES, THEY BUUUURN.

It’s 1:30 am and we are standing outside 7-Eleven, soaking and shaking from a sudden downpour in Los Angeles.

Ew. feelings. Disgusting.

If you are single, you’ll do a little recon on all of your exes. You’ll sleep better if they look worse.

I didn’t lie to my mom. I didn’t lie to my friends. I didn’t lie to myself.

I won’t be his emotional pillow. His selfish comfort. I am placeholder. I am temptation, something to ease the lonely. I am a girl he never wanted to begin with.

Everything is going to hurt. Everything.