Ari Eastman
✨ real(ly not) chill. poet. writer. mental health activist. mama shark. ✨
The 10-Year-Old Love Guru
While my peers were up prank phone calling, nearly overdosing on Pixie sticks, and practicing the earliest form of flirting, TPing, I stayed up late watching Nora Ephron films.
My Dad Died 5 Years Ago
One of the nights when my mom was asleep, my dad fell in the bathroom.
An Open Letter To All Boys Who Look Right Past Me
You will never know the way I kiss on a Sunday morning.
I Went On A Date With My Celebrity Crush
Within minutes of casting my eyes upon his slender frame, nerdy-chic wardrobe, and witnessing his lyrical genius, I melted into one smitten kitten.
Dear Drake: I’m Not A Good Girl
An ancient philosopher from the mystical land of Toronto once said, “You’re a good girl and you know it.”
He Loves You Not
He has a girlfriend. And that girlfriend is not you.
How To Minimize Being Awkward (With 10 Helpful Tips!)
5. Stop making jokes during foreplay.