Ari Eastman

Before any outdoor adventures, you’re always the one who asks, “Did you put on sunscreen? What SPF are you wearing?”

Sometimes, a girl just wants to be told she’s sexy. You know, feel like an actual adult. A sexy adult. Nobody wants to be a sexy baby.

Women connect over the big things, the small things. And when meeting someone and establishing a connection right away, it’s easy to become (acceptably) obsessed with one another.

Something about a popsicle, or lollipop. The different techniques of hand placement and tongue movement. I was fascinated, making mental notes.

It’s almost guaranteed they have either a Netflix or HBO Go account. Maybe even both.

I know, I know, you want me to stop talking about Beyoncé. Then tell her to stop DOING THESE THINGS TO ME! Beyoncé dropped a fun, adorably amateur looking video to her new song “7/11” and I’m obsessed.

People expect you to be the life of the party. THE PRESSURE! IT’S TOO MUCH!

Extroverts feel best about weekends that include maximum socialization, and introverts prefer to keep it at an acceptable minimum.

My darling daughter, you’re going to suck at something. Like, I’m talking utterly-completely-flat out suck at something. AND THAT’S OKAY.

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When you are the one more invested, you listen closely for a ticking clock. You feel expiration date slapped across your forehead.

You worked really hard to shed that Freshman 15, and now your perception of food has kind of changed. But you still like to eat pizza…like a lot of pizza.

Mean Girls is one of my all-time favorite movies, and if you don’t understand the sheer genius of it and why people still continue to obsessively quote it 10 years later, you are probably an alien.

“I’ve got my ticket for the long way ’round.” AND COUNT ME IN FOR A TICKET TO SEE THIS!! I’m always apprehensive about sequels, but Pitch Perfect 2 looks…well, perfect. Who’s coming with me May 15th?

You get stuck in between this weird place of wanting to talk to them, but also wanting to run away and hide under a blanket forever.

Falling in love kind of feels like having massive music ADHD: one minute you’re all acoustic-coffee shop emotional swooning over Bright Eyes and thinking about forehead kisses and prolonged eye contact, and the next you’re balls deep (mm, I’m romantic) in some smooth and sensual R&B that makes you wanna just naked wrestle your crush all night.

TURN DOWN FOR WHAAAAT? Living at home.

Kim Kardashian might have been on a quest to break the internet, but these three grandmothers just won the whole thing.