Ari Eastman

Okay, they are definitely in love with you. This is your golden moment. Go dance in a field full of flowers because this is a god damn dream!!!

Don’t try to fix her. First of all, that’s not your responsibility. And secondly, she’s not a thing to fix. Grief does not mean someone is broken.

Remind me, not everyone is my ex. Not all beautiful things should be shouted to others, like, I KNEW IT FIRST. like, I WANTED HIM BEFORE YOU EVEN KNEW HIM.

Do you know everyone they’ve hooked up with?

I love myself, but some days it is more of a negotiating process.

Drake, honey, baby doll, sweetie, what are you doing???!

At a time when every other news story is enough to make you want to permanently hibernate, a glimpse of something truly beautiful is emerging in California’s Bay Area.

When I say I want to be with you, I mean there’s a GPS in my heart and every recalculation takes me back to you.

Organize my room. Stumble upon my ex box. Try to throw it away. Can’t. Still, all these years. Can’t do it.

I’m iffy as to whether or not Bachelor Nation can really provide the high caliber man someone like Rachel deserves.

Sometimes our wants and needs overlap. But deciding what I absolutely need to spend money on instead of impulse-buying has taught me how to look at things and assess how necessary they actually are in my life.

I love you. It’s not your fault, but I’m still really mad that you’re dead.

30-45 minutes of LISS cardio. Some days, I just don’t have the energy or desire to push myself on the treadmill or track. As much as I try to interval train, sometimes it’s a Monday and I really don’t want to, okay?!? LISS is great because you’re just focused on maintaining the same pace for a set period of time.

There’s a shame society likes to cast on women who consider themselves attractive.

My mom is like you took all the Cool Mom aspects of Lorelai but put them in the most selfless, understanding, empathic human.

You sleep a lot. And then don’t sleep when you should.

Raise your hand if you used to belt this song as a small child and only now realize how inappropriately sexual it is. ✋✋

You’ve got issues, we already established that. But you can be happy.