25 Of The Funniest ‘Covfefe’ Tweets That Trump Is Probably Shaking His Tiny Fists About As We Speak
The best part of covfefe is it can be whatever you want it to be! A noun, a verb, song lyrics, a state of being.
By Ari Eastman
It’s not unusual for 45th to tweet weird, slightly incoherent rants but tonight he took it to a new level. A covfefe level, to be exact.
Covfefe, a nonsense word (that was somehow supposed to be coverage, I’m assuming), has Twitter on fire and it’s not settling down any time soon.
The best part of covfefe is it can be whatever you want it to be! A noun, a verb, song lyrics, a state of being. Ahhh, isn’t it fun to laugh again? You know, before the pure terror and existential dread seep back in. Cheers! Covfefe!
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New York's hottest nightclub is #Covfefe. It has everything: Russian entanglements, spray tans, creepy handshakes, surprise trade wars. pic.twitter.com/aldqPBQvKw
— Sarah Rumpf 🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇦 (@rumpfshaker) May 31, 2017
2.
Nobody puts Baby in a #covfefe pic.twitter.com/4PsemLUAOA
— caseygp (@caseygp) May 31, 2017
3.
INT. White House -Night
POTUS weakly types on a glowing screen.
But his tiny hands drop his phone midtweet.
Trump: (whispers) …covfefe pic.twitter.com/BVSTVpNnSn
— Zaron Burnett III (@Zaron3) May 31, 2017
4.
so much to do, so much to see, so what's wrong with taking covfefe / you'll never know if you don't gvo / you'll never shinv i
— The Mountain Goats (@mountain_goats) May 31, 2017
5.
Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's my number
So call covfefe— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) May 31, 2017
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https://twitter.com/jhowellwriter/status/869786251767029760
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https://twitter.com/Breznican/status/869786841800691712
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sorry to ruin this for everyone but #covfefe is the noise donald trump screams when he cums
— Matt Bellassai (@MattBellassai) May 31, 2017
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https://twitter.com/DaniellaLira_/status/869779564129509376
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We are desperately hoping #covfefe is not a code to launch the nukes. If it is, it’s been fun. Later.
— Rogue NASA (@RogueNASA) May 31, 2017
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https://twitter.com/ihatejoelkim/status/869774582219251714
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https://twitter.com/jocelynaspa/status/869774532160049153
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Ask your doctor if Covfefe is right for you. pic.twitter.com/XcDAXMNw1m
— Travon Free (@Travon) May 31, 2017
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https://twitter.com/ColtonLHaynes/status/869791479333502976
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DOCTOR: I'm sorry but…
ME: Tell it to me straight Doc.
DOCTOR: The test came back positive. You have #covfefe
ME: pic.twitter.com/S2dR0ODino— how bout them Wolverines ? (@JordanJVines) May 31, 2017
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https://twitter.com/BreeEssrig/status/869790838053888000
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https://twitter.com/ZaneTheSane/status/869786823610036226
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I'm completely serious. From now on we should ONLY refer to him as "President Covfefe." #Covfefe
— Mike Birbiglia (@birbigs) May 31, 2017
19.
Can't wait to see the "Sexy Covfefe" costumes this Halloween
— Steve Zaragoza (@stevezaragoza) May 31, 2017
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https://twitter.com/bejohnce/status/869791346399342593
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https://twitter.com/robfee/status/869792743266164736
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https://twitter.com/Kindkath/status/869793307500703744
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I was so tired an hour ago…. but then #covfefe happened and now… pic.twitter.com/LfgY87nXVs
— Jessica Sudak (@JessLeighLV) May 31, 2017
24.
this is a story about a girl named covfefe
— John Early (@bejohnce) May 31, 2017
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Everybody can chill, he fixed it. pic.twitter.com/DtdDOGk4lB
— Cody Johnston (@drmistercody) May 31, 2017