Anthony Rogers
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Anthony Rogers
If She Spits On It, I’ll Take Her Shopping
I don’t think I’ll ever find my soulmate. I’m too busy on my phone.
7 Little Things Ugly Girls Do Differently
1. No Dress Code You can show up to a date, drunk in beach shorts. It doesn’t matter what lunch special is in your teeth still. You can be yourself. The complete fat slob.
Ferguson, Missouri Looks Like A Rap Video
Like a normal neighborhood dealing with the loss of someone they love, they started breaking into every shopping center plaza store and gas station.
Judging A Man
Problems do not matter.
11 Questions From A Craigslist Prostitute
She had no idea what his real name was.
11 Random Things About Women (And Society) You Learn In Your 20s
3. It’s impossible to take a picture of a female without her asking to see it after.
6 Ways To Text A Lady
Most guys are cowards, so it makes it easy for a guy that’s going to follow these directions and you’ll get mad ladies.
10 Reasons Soccer Is The World’s Most Hated Sport
No one likes it. Especially Americans.
4 Easy Ways To Get Girls And Not Be Friend Zoned
Girls actually gave up on love around 15-17.
The Only Difference Between UFC And Gay Porn Is The Padded Gloves
This all completely over the top and dramatic for what actually happens next.
The Music’s Changed, But Everyone Is Acting Like It Isn’t
The day that music died.
Every Non-Smokers Funeral Should Begin With, “Well, That Didn’t Work.”
People would rather blame the devil than look in the mirror I am sick of people waving their stupid hands in front of their face with some implanted look of disgust while I smoke a cigarette outside.