Anne Jamison

Disclaimer: I’m a non-Trust Fund Baby that has been to more than 40 countries during her college career.

We haven’t seen each other in what will be 14 months. We are 5,000 miles apart. We haven’t spoken face-to-face in over a year.

1. Multiple people asked you (specifically) what or where Chechnya was on April 19th.

Our last conversation has been on repeat for the last five and a half days.

Will he, come September, watch ‘Homeland’ with me on a weekly basis, or at least not prevent me from doing so?

Dante’s Inferno would say that your particular hell involves staring into that eight-year-old’s innocent eyes everywhere you turn. I would agree.

You have a completely nonsensical (and possibly offensive) nickname for them that you employ so seriously that you’re consistently confused when their profile doesn’t show up when you search said nickname on Facebook.

I saw you last night at the Diplo concert. When I felt your arm slip around me from behind I looked down and saw that you’d had your hand tattoo removed.

Someone once played a practical joke and taught people in Southeast Asia that the Playboy bunny is an innocent little friend of Hello Kitty’s.