Anne Gus

My opinion on gamers has been similar to my opinion on wood lice—they’re kinda icky and disgusting, but if you don’t go near them, they don’t bother you that much

By not being clear about not being black, you’ve made me look like a totally racist bitch in front of my entire college.

Where are Anne Gus’s nudes? With all these A-listers having their flesh flashed all over the place, it’s only natural to note the absence of one of the hottest stars of them all.

My goal, if I can get Hollywood to listen, is that by 2020 nobody will have access to films made by men.

When you think about it, men under 6 feet shouldn’t be allowed to reproduce, I swear—short guys should seriously be illegal.

I haven’t been able to look at my pussy for days. It’s reminding me of…him. I couldn’t wear mittens when Troy took me to the indoor ice-skating rink, cuz, well, they remind me of what he did to me.

I found these comments on a thread asking British people what they thought about Independence Day, cuz, you know, they lost and were sent home by the Founding Mothers.

We are literally energized by consuming liquid apartheid.

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Abort him.

It’s completely obvious that if you’re a man working at a daycare center or a school, you’re in it to finger a minor.

He cleaned my chimney good—better than he ever cleaned yours.

There’s a good way to get rid of stuff you don’t like and don’t want others to see. It’s called “burning it.”

Word had somehow spread about my abortion and all these girls came up to me saying how strong and independent I was and how I must be going through such a hard time.

I have a dream that my future little children will one day watch a World Cup where the teams will not be judged by how many goals they score, but by the color of their skin.

What happens to a broad abroad stays abroad.

When I woke up this morning I saw the hashtag everywhere on Twitter and I was like so blown away at how viral it had become.

Being this pretty makes me an easy target for pretty-shaming. Other women are like, really intimidated by me, and are really bitchy behind my back.

Here I was, wanting to have sex, and the guy I wanted to have sex with was denying me what I wanted.