Anna Goldfarb

Most people say, “Let’s still be friends” during a breakup because it sounds better than, “I can’t stand smelling your coffee-breath for one more minute and I’d appreciate it if you and your untrimmed nose hairs skedaddled out of my life.”

What do I have to show for my past loves? Usually just a few emoji-riddled text messages and a blurry Instagram, if I’m lucky.