Andrew Schmitz

Children remind us of the joy and awe that can be found not only in nature, but in the tiny moments of our lives that combine to make one brilliant, magical existence.

As if contemplating your own mortality wasn’t terrifying enough, what would you do if all those end-of-the-world rumors suddenly came true and you were face to face with a terrorist alien brigade sent to clear the earth of human filth?

Single people have to have many first dates in order to sort out who is suitable and who is not suitable for a second date.