Andi Hamzallari

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Andi Hamzallari

I Realized If I Concentrate Hard Enough On An Analog Clock, I Can Slow Time Down

I first noticed it in class.

My Father Told Me To Never Stop At Rocky Gap, Virginia, No Matter The Emergency (Part 2)

I was never a heavy sleeper, the slightest noise waking me up from the depths of unconsciousness.

My Father Told Me To Never Stop At Rocky Gap, Virginia, No Matter The Emergency (Part 1)

It wasn’t until about 34 hours later — I was well into Virginia at this point — when my old man’s story nudged its way into my consciousness.

I Thought I Matched With A Beautiful Woman On Tinder, But It Turned Out To Be A Nightmare (Part 2)

“H̷̸͕̣̥̺̰̲̥̹̺̮̃́ͮ͗ͤ͊ͤͫͧͥ̈͒̆ͣ́ͦ̋ͫͩ͘I̡̤͓͈̬̙͒͂ͩͦ̓̏ͣ̅ͪ̓͐͛͂͢͠”

I Thought I Matched With A Beautiful Woman On Tinder, But It Turned Out To Be A Nightmare (Part 1)

I wiped the sleep from my eyes. The clock across the room glared red, 3:32 AM. Who could have possibly texted this late at night? Reaching across the pillow, I picked up my phone from the end table.