Amanda Montell

Making out with this dude is kosher, but once genitalia get involved, things turn nightmarishly flaccid, and suddenly you don’t know if he’s lying to himself or if you’re just too gross for him. I avoided this scenario by the skin of my teeth.

3. Enjoy their drunken generosity as they inevitably pay for everything.

It is customary to take actual lunch breaks instead of hurriedly gulping down a bagel while furiously typing at your desk. Again, this is simply because people are overall less comfortable with stress and misery.