Alyssa Lynn Malmquist
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Alyssa Lynn Malmquist
The Truth Is, It’s My Fault We Aren’t Together
It’s my fault we’re not together, and I’m sorry about that.
You Don’t Need Validation From Someone Who Broke Your Heart
Forgiveness does not require reconciliation. Moving on from a place of raw honesty prevents you from seeking validation from anyone other than yourself.
It’s Time To Finally Stop Keeping Up With The Kardashians
Stop romanticizing the mental illness that the Kardashian family displays.
29 Brutally Honest Answers For When Someone Asks Why You’re Single
I’ve been self-diagnosed as what some might call chronic singleness.
If An Apology Sounds Insincere, That’s Because It Is
Beware of the condescending apology.
Maybe You’ll Never Be Enough For Them, But That’s Exactly Why They Were Never Enough For You
Friends and family can preach that you deserve better all day long, but it’s not until you believe it yourself that you’ll start making choices that help you.
An Honest Letter About The Beauty Industry From A Woman In Her Twenties
I’m a 29-year-old woman, and for more days than I’d like to admit, I’ve found myself drowning in the relentless, existential pressure to perfect my exterior from head to toe.
An Open Letter To Trump’s White Supporters
Enough is enough is enough.
You Don’t Get To Choose When You Move On, So Don’t Be Hard On Yourself
Whether you’re trying to move on from heartbreak, the loss of someone, adjusting to a new environment or traumatic experience, or accepting deceit from someone close to you, there is no perfect timeline for acceptance and getting on the other side of it.
If You’re Struggling To Find Commitment In Your Relationships, Read This
Dating was difficult before a pandemic, and now it’s gotten even more confusing.
For The One That Keeps Facing Heartbreak After Heartbreak
Maybe you’re facing heartbreak because you keep looking for ways to change people that break you.
This Election, Please Vote With Your Conscience
So, for anyone on the fence about who they’re voting for, I beg you to vote with your conscience.
29 Pieces Of Dating Advice I’ve Learned In 29 Years
If you’re not excited about the first date, there’s not going to be a second date.
4 Uncomfortable Signs You’re Actually Healing from Trauma
Traumatic experiences can happen to any one of us.
One Day The Right Person Will Be Standing Beside You
Why do so many young people see that as an option today? As if limbo could be a preferred relationship status.
Ranking The Characters From ‘Never Have I Ever’ From Best To Absolute Worst
Devi may be the main character of Never Have I Ever, but she’s kind of the worst TBH.
5 Television Shows That Normalized Fatphobia In Comedy
For some reason, television writers are still writing aggressively offensive fatphobic narratives for television.
Why ‘After Life’ Is One Of The Most Important Shows You Can Watch During This Pandemic
When you’re afraid to show vulnerability, find comfort in knowing that we all face those fears.