Alyssa Landau

The Perpetually Single Friend: Good for needing an excuse to get dressed up and hit the club. Bad for deep conversations, work events.

Santa hat selfie. If I get this Snapchat one more time, I’m going to lose my mind.

The one who’s just too normal. This guy is seemingly perfect on paper. He checks off all your boxes, but then you meet in person and something just doesn’t add up. He makes you miss the fuckboy.

Subway Vs. Bus. This is the real point of contention for every New Yorker’s morning commute.

The irony of Mike Pence going to see Hamilton The Musical was not lost on many, a performance that boasts a racially diverse cast, and tells the story of Alexander Hamilton, a penniless immigrant who rose in the ranks of American government.

If we continue to show kindness toward other human beings, and to treat others with respect and equality, then in a way, Trump loses.

Embrace your crazy. We all have a crazy side and it can be fun to act on it from time to time.

DO: Read into his actions in real life. DON’T: Overanalyze his social media activity. MAYBE: Obsess over his words.

8:25-8:30 AM
. Squeeze onto the subway and avoid eye contact at all costs. Pray no one tries to talk to you. Spot a hot guy across the aisle and then hope he talks to you.

Tinder = Kmart. Similar to Kmart, most people don’t go to Tinder if they’re looking for high-quality, long-term investments.

I tried thinking of something to say to you – maybe pretend I meant to chat another person instead. “Sorry, wrong conversation.” It all seemed so stupid.