Almie Rose
Let’s watch Lost tonight. You can be my black John Locke tonight. My book is available here.
10 Little Things We Can Do To Make Life Easier For Each Other
My local Vons supermarket is one of the worst places in the entire world. But I have to go there because I have to eat, and it’s close.
Thoughts I Have While Listening To Michael Bublé
Am I in Macy’s? Or any sort of department store? What about a gift shop?
I Don’t Want Kids And I Have My Reasons
I plan on having kids right around the time I plan on having tea with Michael Caine in a gumdrop palace on the moon.
How To Be A Creep
When it comes to dating sometimes even those of us with the best intentions wind up being an accidental creep.
How To Fake Having Your Shit Together
It’s not lying if you believe it.
10 Things That Will End A Relationship Before It Begins
Having “the relationship talk” WAY too soon.
10 Dating Mistakes People Make
When you put someone up on a pedestal they don’t ever step down. They crash to the floor.
12 Great People Who Didn’t Have Great Success Until After 30
Just think what YOU can accomplish!
The 5 Types Of Tampon Commercials
Growing up I was always embarrassed for the women who acted in tampon commercials. Now I think it would be a great gig for me.
A Practical Guide For What To Do When You Run Into Your Ex
Much like earthquakes or Voldemort attacks, running into your ex happens when you’re not expecting it.
Don Draper Pitching 3 Modern Products
These headphones are statements. These headphones are like a secret handshake. You see someone wearing Beats By Dre, and you think — we are together in this.
My Workout Routine, As Told By ‘American Psycho’ GIFs
Here’s what I’m thinking and feeling, before, after, and during my workout, presented to you in Patrick Bateman/’American Psycho’ GIF form.
No One Cares About Your Quarter-Life Crisis
Do we really think we are the first generation to feel pressure to find a job, make money, be successful, meet the demands of our parents, and want more than a mediocre and conventional life?
How To Pack For A Weekend Trip To Las Vegas
1. Limit yourself to 2 carry-ons.
How To Take Something That Isn’t A Big Deal And Make It The Biggest Deal In The World
Take the worst possible outcome and imagine it until it feels inevitable. Make that your reality.
Dominos Pizza, Please Stop Emailing Me
“We’re tossing Thursdays into the Mon-Wed $7.99 Large 3-Topping carryout mix!”
‘Splash’: The Craziest Television Show Ever Made
And you may ask yourself, well, “How did this show get here?”
Critiquing Wes Anderson’s Movie Posters
Here are my smart critiques that I think would really help Wes Anderson and his movies and I’m pretty sure he would agree with me I have a really good eye for art and design.