Almie Rose

You’ll read this and think, “Wow! At least I didn’t do THAT.” And somewhere in the world, I’ll nod and stroke my chin thoughtfully.

Libras hate conflict. Nah, I kid, I’m sure you’re the bee’s knees!

Sometimes we talk on the phone. It’s not often enough.

Are they aware you’re dating? Hey, I’m just kidding.

The Sagittarius loves to use winky faces while texting. Sagittarians and winky faces go together like Olivia Newton-John and skinny leather pants.

I had to interject here and ask, can you elaborate? What makes a girl “crazy”?

So, you’ve got a new crush. How exciting for you! Now you have someone to text when you’re drunk.

It’s going to suck for a really long time. And then it won’t suck anymore.

Maybe you know someone who got dumped, and being the good friend you are, you’re about to console them.

That moment when she reaches the point where if they don’t text back, she believes it is entirely their loss, and moves on with her life.

Classic Schmosby!

Warning: if you’re not completely caught up with the show, spoilers may abound.