Almie Rose

So, you’ve got a new crush. How exciting for you! Now you have someone to text when you’re drunk.

It’s going to suck for a really long time. And then it won’t suck anymore.

Maybe you know someone who got dumped, and being the good friend you are, you’re about to console them.

That moment when she reaches the point where if they don’t text back, she believes it is entirely their loss, and moves on with her life.

Classic Schmosby!

Warning: if you’re not completely caught up with the show, spoilers may abound.

18. They view In-N-Out as a religion.

Sometimes you just gotta get wild on a Tuesday night.

Ahhh, the 1960s. A time of change. And of incredible music. And with that music, we got some of the best, some of the worst, and some of the absolute creepiest love songs ever written.

What’s YOUR favorite film character musical meltdown?

Sometimes, life feels like one big game of Hungry Hungry Hippos and we’re the little balls, and we get swallowed whole.

New Years resolutions are often made, but rarely kept. I can help you with that.

Hello, Internet. I’m here to give you some advice.

Billy Joel’s “Piano Man” has reached now legendary status, but it wasn’t always that way.

Sometimes one of the bravest things you can do is go to a party alone. That, and playing dead around a bear. It’s a toss-up.

They would meet on Facebook because Sally would post (under her customized settings she created, viewable to “friends” and “friends of friends” but hidden from “work colleagues” and “environmental studies classmates” and “ex boyfriends and lovers” but still available to…

Sometimes, you just don’t want to go out, so I put together this list of excuses. Maybe some of them will happen to be true, which is great for you, you awful, shameful liar. 1.

Lena Dunham is big business. Just her name evokes the strongest of human reactions.