Alexis Caputo

It feels like being Cleopatra and ruling the entire free world with your sexuality.

I’m never going to turn down an O, but I think orgasms are the great red herring of female sexuality.

“Any longer and they are drunk or you don’t know what to do.”

The thought cannot possibly escape your mind–if they are so judgmental and unforgiving in one area of their life–how will they not be judgmental and unforgiving when they are seeing my naked body?

Sending a message that was obviously just copy/pasted to 30+ girls: we can tell when you do this. It’s not exactly a panty dropper.

meth is freaking fun, actually.

If you really care about reducing car accidents where people are texting and driving you should probably consider that texting and driving is inevitable.