Alexis Caputo
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Alexis Caputo
10 Sexual Fantasies Men Have (That They Never Tell Their Girlfriends About)
“I would NEVER, EVER tell my girlfriend this, but I really, really want her to call me Daddy during sex. It’s to the point where I might cheat on her just to try it.”
19 Women Talk About The Surprising Sexual Fantasies They Would Never, Ever Tell Their Boyfriends About
“I’d to tell him where I really want him to finish, but I’m too reserved.”
9 Signs Your Mental Illness Is Made Up For Attention
If you think it’s still a “controversial” thing to announce to your Facebook friends that you struggle with bouts of anxiety, you’re either living under a rock or looking to be a martyr.
I’m 28, I Haven’t Accomplished Anything Yet, And Now I’m Just Going To Get Old And Die
When you get into your late 20s you realize that the future isn’t going to be a distant thing forever. It is coming for you.
9 Simple Ways To Hack Your Roommate
If your roommate brings her boyfriend around too much, just walk around with your shirt off.
This Video Of Men Acting Like Women Over The Holidays Confirms Women Are No Fun
This is why I always hang out with the dudes at holiday gatherings.
Why Are Men Gynecologists?
Why do you think you would be the right person to examine a woman? There’s a whole 50% of your species with direct experience with a woman’s body, don’t you think they’d be better suited to be experts in this field?
What Your Favorite Thought Catalog Writer Says About You, Part 2
You know humor is best delivered in taco bell references. You were born in the 90s. Netflix is your god and pizza your body of jesus.
The Pros And Cons Of Sleeping With A Married Man
The person is cheating on someone for you, which makes you feel more desirable than being with someone who has nothing to lose by being with you.
An Interview With The Guy That Wants To Choke Me During Sex
“I think all women, eventually, crave to be dominated.”
I Am Tired Of Male Feminists Telling Me How To Feel
Maybe it just looks like we women are having too much fun over here forming our own opinions.
I Could Write On The Same Site As Adolf Hitler
There is so much more to be gained from dialogue than from silence.
What It Feels Like To Get Jizzed On
It feels like being Cleopatra and ruling the entire free world with your sexuality.
Stop Asking Me If I Had An Orgasm!
I’m never going to turn down an O, but I think orgasms are the great red herring of female sexuality.
How Long Is A Blow Job Supposed To Last?
“Any longer and they are drunk or you don’t know what to do.”
I Wouldn’t Date A “Social Justice” Guy
The thought cannot possibly escape your mind–if they are so judgmental and unforgiving in one area of their life–how will they not be judgmental and unforgiving when they are seeing my naked body?
21 Mistakes Men Have Made Trying To Seduce Me On Online Dating Sites
Sending a message that was obviously just copy/pasted to 30+ girls: we can tell when you do this. It’s not exactly a panty dropper.
6 Notable Drug Experiences
meth is freaking fun, actually.