Alexa Kocinski
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Alexa Kocinski
Stripper Whisperer: The Art Of The Tease (Or… What’s In A C*ck, Really?)
I’m coming clean here about a very small, albeit insignificant part of my life.
11 Steps To Get Revenge, Queen ‘B’ Style
Being a Queen Bee is very difficult. People don’t realize this.
Welcome To My PMS World. Please, Have A Seat!
Conditions don’t improve, even though I control all the things.
7 Things You Need To Make A Documentary
Mad about a thing? Want to make a documentary about it and upset a lot of other people too?
At The Doctor, Treat Me Like An Adult And Don’t Forget My Lollipop
In a hyperbolic nutshell of an amalgamation of biased memories and selective recall, this is my typical experience when dealing with physicians.
G’s Down, Ho’s Up: The Case For Considering The Genius, Not The Lifestyle, Of Beyoncé
Heyterz – I don’t wanna start a fight. I just want to turn your cherries out.
13 Fun Things Society Won’t Let Me Forget When I Turn 36
5. 36 is the age when I become too old for men my own age.
There Are A Number Of Things That Make Me Avoid The Gym Like The Plague
Before I answered “petite,” and now I’m stumped on how to describe my current body type, so I often rely on the old standard – celestial – since I have the measurements of a sultry, heaving planet.
The Incredible Relationship Between Cigarettes And Teddy Bears That You Never Even Knew Existed
We also have more than enough information on teddy bears – where they came from, who makes them (Build-A-Bear), how they got their name (from Teddy Riley), and how to make the best use them pragmatically without any emotional attachment whatsoever.
A Comprehensive Guide For People Who Are Currently Drowning
This is an abridged comprehensive guide on what to do in the event that someone you’ve long admired starts to drown
My Dentist Didn’t Lecture Me At All And Instead Patted My Enamel And Told Me I’m Fine
There exists on Long Island the world’s oldest old-school dentist. I won’t name names, but I will, if pressed, give up some longitude and latitude coordinates.
10 Random Bits of Specific Advice From An Obsessive-Compulsive, Detail-Oriented Perfectionist Who Is Also A Good Person
LIST MAKING NEEDS NO SPECIAL OCCASION.