Alannah Eve Tommasoni
The quintessential online dater, from suburbia Melbourne.
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Alannah Eve Tommasoni
5 Things Men Need To Know About Going Down On Women
I hate to break it to you, but while you (men) get that explosive ending every single time, we do not.
You Deserve More Than Him
You deserve more than to stick around as an option.
7 Surefire Ways To Tell He Definitely Thinks You’re ‘Just Friends’
If you are at his house every week and nothing is happening that speaks volumes.
A Story About Getting Catfished
Well, the day has finally come (the one we all knew would happen eventually) whereby I, the serial online dater, have been catfished.
The 5 Official Rules Of Sending A Dick Pic
I don’t know what it is, but I must look like a woman that screams “Please show me your penis.”
To Any Woman Nursing A Broken Heart: You Will be Okay Again
Remember: you are a warrior and a beautiful being. And don’t ever let anyone make you feel otherwise.
I Want To Move On (But I Still Want You)
There are so many things I wish I could say, and I scold myself for ‘I miss you’ being at the top of the list.
If He Tells You He Wants A Casual Relationship, Run
If you’re dating online and not sure what you’re looking for, I can only give you one piece of advice: don’t settle for a casual relationship if you can’t handle the reality of one.
Here’s What I Learned About Modern Day Dating From No-Strings-Attached Sex
Thanks to the introduction of Tinder, no strings sex seems easier to achieve, minus the stress of having to get up off of your couch and meeting someone.