Alana Capri
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Alana Capri
Here’s What You Find Annoying About Men, Based On Your Zodiac Sign
SCORPIO: Men. Don’t. Know. How. To. Kiss. And half the time their breath is a rancid mixture of smoked fish and salami.
Here’s What Scares You Most About The Future, Based On Your Zodiac Sign
ARIES: You live in fear that you will go through life never having found the person that completes you, never having found The One. What if you die never knowing what real love feels like?
This Is How Your Anxiety Manifests, According To Your Zodiac Sign
ARIES: You feel a very intense—but also very vague and unspecific—dread. You know there’s something wrong, something that you should be deeply worried about, but you have no idea what it is.
This Is How You’ll Ruin Your Life (In 5 Words), Based On Your Zodiac Sign
ARIES: Binge-eating until you explode.
This Is How You Let Go (In 5 Words), Based On Your Zodiac Sign
Aries: Slowly, then all at once.
This Is How You Love (In 5 Words), Based On Your Zodiac Sign
Libra: With an open, bleeding heart.
Here’s The Biggest Thing You Hate About Your Period, Based On Your Zodiac Sign
TAURUS: THE BLOATING … There isn’t a girl on Earth who can quite convince herself to enjoy feeling like one of those giant inflatable Macy’s Day Parade balloons.
Here’s How You Like To Be Spoiled, According To Your Zodiac Sign
Anyone can send a text or a Facebook private message. What warms the cockles of your heart are love letters—the old-fashioned kind. Written by hand over pages and pages, each word detailing how much they love you and can’t live without you…
Zodiac Signs Ranked By How Much They Hate Being Told What To Do
GEMINI: When someone tells you to jump, you don’t ask, “How high?,” you sit down and cross your arms defiantly. When someone politely asks you to lower your voice, you start shouting at the top of your lungs.
This Is The Main Thing Wrong With Your Personality, According To Your Zodiac Sign
LEO: Laziness. Out of all the zodiac signs who are reading this article at the moment, you are the only one who is currently asleep.
Zodiac Signs Ranked By Who’s Most Likely To Have A Dirty Mind
LIBRA: You find hidden meaning in things that have absolutely no hidden meaning. I’m not sure whether anyone ever told you this, but sometimes a cucumber is just a cucumber. Sometimes riding a horse is just riding a horse. Sometimes eating a popsicle is just eating a popsicle….
Zodiac Signs Ranked By How Likely They Are To Have A Panic Attack
LEO: Even this headline gave you a panic attack. “Is she talking about me? Why is she talking about me? She doesn’t even know me! Why would she single me out in public like this?”