27 Men Describe The Hottest Sext That Made Them Cum In Their Pants Immediately

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1. “My all time favorite sext said ‘you’re welcome any time, anywhere.’ That’s the one I always think about.” — Pat, 25

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2. “I had a crush on a coworker but I never did a thing about it until she left. We both got tipsy at her going away happy hour and went home. I started texting her and things heated up quickly. Finally, she sent me a picture of her boobs. I wrote back that they looked amazing, to which she responded ‘not as good as they’d look with your cum on them.’ I Ubered to her place immediately and we had the hottest sex ever.” — Andy, 24

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3. “I’m super visual so the best sexts I get from my wife are pictures. It works out for me because she’s kind of an exhibitionist. She’ll sneak off into the bathroom at work and send me something naughty to brighten up my afternoon.” — Rick, 30

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4. “When I was on a business trip my girlfriend Snapchatted me a picture of her in bed. The caption said ‘thanks for the orgasm.’ The idea of her in bed touching herself and thinking about me drove me crazy. I couldn’t wait to get home and make her cum again.” — Justin, 27

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4. “The first time I slept with my wife when we started dating was a week night because I remember being at work a few hours later when she sent me a message that said ‘I came so hard last night you almost made me pass out.’ I was pretty nervous about how the night went because it was a new thing, but I felt like a fucking rockstar after that. And I was happy she wasn’t playing games and making me guess how she felt about me. I set up another date immediately and things just got better from there.” — Brad, 33

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5. “I dated an art student. Once she said ‘Come over tonight. Bring a sharpie and write “I love you” all over my body.’ It was strange… but very fun.” — Leo, 25

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6. “A girl once asked me to come over but it was late and I had work the next day so I politely declined. Over Snapchat she sent me a video of her getting herself off. The caption said ‘down for round 2?’ Watching her face in the video along with the invitation to see it again drove me crazy. I went over after all and the live show was even better.” — Mike, 23

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7. “A FWB once said ‘I’ve always thought it would be really hot to try anal.’ Yup.” — Sean, 22

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8. “My ex-girlfriend LOVED to tease me. She would start in the morning and send me a pic of the bra she was wearing that day, or her panties. Sometimes in the afternoon I’d get her bare breasts in her company’s bathroom. In-between she’d describe how she was going to suck on my balls and get very specific about all the places she wanted her tongue to be as soon as we saw each other. I kept getting hard at my work which was annoying, but god I miss her.” — Brian, 31

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9. “I broke up with my ex-girlfriend but I couldn’t stop fucking her for an entire year because she would text me things like ‘I’m still thinking about the way your face looks when I’m swallowing your cum. I need to see it again.’ How can you say no to that?” — Danny, 25

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10. “I had been having so much fun hooking up with this girl for the past few months. We were only ‘dating’ in the most casual sense of the word but we always had a great time together. One day she sent me a text that said ‘I think I’m in love with your cock.’ It was so perfect, it turned me on while also making me laugh.” — Jason, 28

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11. “She said ‘tell me again why you’re not cumming down my throat right now?’ She had a good point.” — Adam, 29

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12. “It was a picture of her and her best friend laying in bed and lifting up their shirts so I could see both of their boobs. It was supposed to be more silly than sexual, but holy shit this is my number one favorite memory. I still think about it all the time when I jerk off.” — David, 35

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13. “I was a late bloomer so I was always insecure about how I was with women in my 20’s. Then one girl sent me a text that said ‘your dick is literally perfect and I would ride it every morning if I could.’ Now whenever I feel insecure, I think about that text to psych myself up.” — Sam, 32

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14. “She won’t admit it but when she was intoxicated once my girlfriend told me she wanted to ‘drink my cum for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.’ She thinks it was too nasty or explicit or whatever but her enthusiasm for me is hot as fuck.” — Brandon, 25

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15. “My high school girlfriend once sent ‘you got it Daddy.’ She didn’t mean it sexually at the time but… that’s how I figured out that that’s something that does it for me.” — Jake, 23

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16. “Out of nowhere the girl I’m dating said ‘I want you to fuck my face.’ She’s a preacher’s daughter.” — Josh, 26

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17. “My cock is average size, it’s nothing special. But a girl I was casually sleeping with got drunk and told me no one has “filled” her like I did. Instant boner, forever confidence.” — Rob, 28

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18. “The day before we left for our first vacation together my then girlfriend sent me a picture of her ass in her new bikini and said “we better not come home until your handprint is on this ass.” The girl loves to be spanked.” — Pete, 36

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19. “I once date a conservative girl and for some reason I was the one that brought out her freak side. She would text me the nastiest shit like ‘I can’t decide what I need more right now, your cum in my mouth or your cum in my pussy’ and ‘I want you to teach me how to make you cum in under two minutes.’ The fact that she was so eager and open and freaky really turned me on.” — John, 30

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20. “On a first date with a girl I met at a bar I felt my phone buzz so I looked at my texts quickly. It was from her. It said ‘I’m already wet’. I’ve never been so horny at a coffee shop before.” — Carl, 27

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21. “We’ve been married five years and “come home so I can fuck your brains out” still works wonders for me.” — Steve, 33

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22. “I saw the Packers lost. Blow job?” — Ed, 29

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23. “One night my girlfriend and I were sleeping at our own apartments. She Snapchatted me “I’m about to fuck myself so hard with my toy and think of you.” We’d never done anything like it before, but we ended up sending each other pictures and masturbating to each other for hours. It was incredibly hot even though we were kind of used to having sex at that point.” — Justin, 33

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24. “I had a terrible day at work and texted my FWB about it. She responded “I’ll fuck you until you can’t remember it if you come over later.” Not only did I instantly forget about what a bad mood I was supposed to be in, but we had a lot of good sex later.” — Tom, 30

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25. “I like it when a girl texts me that she’s sore the next day. I feel like a champion stud and I know I made her feel good too.” — Nick, 27

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26. “Out of nowhere one of my (I thought platonic) girl friends texted me “by the way I’m really good at sucking dick and I don’t want to get out of practice, lmk if you could help a girl out.” I totally admired her confidence. We started seeing each other occasionally just for sex and it was so hot to have this dirty secret none of our mutual friends knew about.” — Paul, 34

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27. “She just said ‘Cum over and don’t say anything, I want to blow you for at least a half hour before I make you cum harder than you ever have before.’ She delivered and it’s my favorite memory.” — Matt, 31 Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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