Aditi Punjab

A moderately deep grave, because Capri are so lazy. Sprinkled with flowers and perfumed herbs.

Libra: You'd be the party ghost. Nothing can break your spirit, not even death.

Pisces: You're nasty. You post a lot of nude Tumblr art. You get a lot of reports, but you just can't help yourself.

Capricorn: You fart in the office. You blame it on the interns.

Leo: Your ego. You could literally stab someone if they played you.

Pisces: You must have loved hurting me, because you always found new and improved ways to do it.

Sagittarius: You reveal their secrets in public, preferably at a large dinner table/high school reunion.

Libra: "I met someone else" ("I didn't, I just don't like you")