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Katy Perry has more Twitter followers than the entire population of Canada.

They don’t seem to “do” peanut butter and jelly. How can you be a child without PB&J sandwiches?!

Here’s a simple, personalized, guide to what you can expect in your DMs very soon!

Do not shower, change clothes, brush your hair or in any way damage the physical evidence.

The unfortunate truth in these situations is that, physically, what’s done is done for now.

They could do a live-action version of The Incredibles and have those guys tie into the Marvel movies.

Boy, oh boyfriend, do gay men love a gym.

These are completely obvious but nonetheless often overlooked health hacks for your everyday life.

Celebrities are cool and never wrong.

Their lives are complicated and specific and different than everyone else’s so often times their advice on your problems can be in stark contrast to other friends.

We’re just given Phil and the empty city of Tucson.

This is not the set up for what would likely be a hacky joke. This is a true thing that happened to me.