Jacob Geers
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This Is What Happens When A Rando Gets Added To A Group Text About Someone Giving Birth (It’s Hilarious)
Every so often we might forget to update a number in our phone. That's exactly how THIS happened!
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14 Survivors Of Attempted Murder Share Their Dark And Grisly Stories
Then, in the most calmest, unusual voice ever, he said "Do you want to move out now." I was baffled by what he meant, and it was only later I realized he was implying my death.
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An Ode To Ruining Your Life Before You Even Notice It
an ode to ignoring the beauty you have in favor of the beauty you haven’t.
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34 Hilarious Tweets That’ll Thoroughly Distract You From Working
Twitter is straight fire.
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Read This If You Feel Like A Failure At Love (Because You Need To Know It’s Not Just You)
But here's the thing: We aren't failures at love. Love isn't something you can "fail" at. It is something you experience.
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Read This If You’re Tired Of Being Single And Miserable And Are Ready To Be Happy
Embrace the beauty of the unique freedom you get in being single.
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12 F*cked Up Internet Legends That Will Make You Close Your Web Browser Forever
In 1972 a woman stumbled into the Cedar Senai Hospital Emergency room with a blood-splattered white gown and a dead kitten clamped in her jaw.
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The 26 Creepiest True Stories From All Around The Internet
"My girlfriend and I were driving along a country road north of Kokomo, Ind. The road was lined with thick, tall bushes. As I drove along, my engine went dead and the radio shut off. I leaned down to fiddle with the radio and keys. Suddenly I realized that my girlfriend’s face was contorted in…
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27 Hilarious Tumblr Posts That Will Make You Laugh Forever And Ever
hello i am barack lee.
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This Is What Happens When You Try To Peacefully Protest Donald Trump’s Rally (And It’s Absolutely Nuts)
Has anyone told Donald Trump about freedom of assembly??
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15 Wildly Successful People Who Completely Failed Before Achieving Their Dream
"Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring." — Marilyn Monroe
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24 Truly Agonizing Struggles Only The First Born Child Understands
"Hey!" Mom says with one foot out the door. "You're okay to cancel all of your fun plans tonight and watch your siblings, right? kthxbai!" 🙃
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14 Celebrities Who Are Voting For Trump (And Why)
Will these celebrities convince you to vote 4 Trump??
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In Case You’ve Been Distracted: Donald Trump Is Actually On His Way To Being Our Next President
So if you weren't counting at home, Donald Trump has won 3/4 of the first four contests and he's VERY close to being the Republican nominee.
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Tyler Oakley Is Charging Kids $2000 To Hang Out With Him For 6 Days
Of course, Tyler Oakley is a professional. The digital entertainment industry is his career, and he has every right to make money from it. What I am disappointed about, however, is how he is willing to finance his camp off the backs of eager fans who are paying above-average prices just to hang out with…
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42 Totally True Creepy Short Stories Found On Twitter
"My heart stopped beating one day, and I was rushed to the hospital. Everyone said I was dead, but I was talking without my heart beating."
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17 Reasons Former Retail Workers Tend To Be Highly Successful People
We know how to be polite to people we don't like. We found ways to polite to our lazy co-workers; to our demanding bosses; to our insane customers who tried to return ticket switched items. We can deal with almost all annoying people that life throws us.