• Different Types of Music to Have Sex To

    Different Types of Music to Have Sex To

    Best Coast’s Crazy For You is the perfect sex record for twee couples who aren’t actually that sexual. They just like to stare in each other’s eyes and play with the buttons on their cardigans and make out and do some heavy petting.

  • What The Characters From My So Called Life Are Doing Now

    What The Characters From My So Called Life Are Doing Now

    Brian Krakow. Hesitantly dated a mostly unsatisfying high school senior post-graduation and lost his virginity, but had to break up with her to pursue his rigorous and immediate program of higher education. During school he wrote numerous letters to Angela that he didn’t send.

  • Communicating in the ‘90s

    Communicating in the ‘90s

    But back in the day, there wasn’t any of this “answer 1,000 nitpicky questions” and “linking to real-life-stuff in my dating profile, thus opening myself up to be Google’d at maximum” business. Online dating was like, get in chat and type “24/f/nyc.”

  • The Different Kinds Of Hipsters There Are

    The Different Kinds Of Hipsters There Are

    The Fashion Hipster is typically not very nice and tends to have a real pack mentality. They check fashion blogs religiously, buy imported fashion magazines only and are either the most fashion-forward person in their shithole town or live in New York.

  • A Guide To Being a Total Creepster

    A Guide To Being a Total Creepster

    Arrive alone at a party that you ‘just kind of heard of’ even though no attendee specifically invited you. This way, when people welcoming you make casual conversation to the effect of ‘so who do you know here tonight’ in an attempt to determine their own potential connection to you, you can respond evasively or…

  • The 10 Commandments For Friends With Benefits

    The 10 Commandments For Friends With Benefits

    Thou shalt never give thy friend with benefits the following things: a mixed CD, a toothbrush, a massage, flowers, chocolate, a trip to the cinema or opera, a flirty comment on his or her Facebook wall, too many explanations.