• 5 Things People Like To Do When They’re Angry

    5 Things People Like To Do When They’re Angry

    A lot of anger is unexplainable, a lot of is irrational, and a lot of it feels just plain silly. So you cry when you have nowhere else to go with it. “I don’t know what to do so I’m going to just cry tears of rage. I’m going to cry for everything bad that…

  • Top 10 Bruce Willis Movie Quotes

    Top 10 Bruce Willis Movie Quotes

    Once I wrote this list I realized I’d missed a lot of amazing Bruce movies—Twelve Monkeys, Mercury Rising, The Jackal, Hudson Hawk, Blind Date, Striking Distance, The Whole Nine Yards—and I almost hate myself a little bit for not being more discriminating with my choices. But then I asked myself, WWBD?

  • A Guide to Dressing Like A (Southern) Liberal Arts Student

    A Guide to Dressing Like A (Southern) Liberal Arts Student

    For men, the goal is to look like you’re a 45 year old corporate executive on the weekend. Wear collared shirts at all times, either polo or button up (sleeves rolled up, of course, and never unbutton more than the first button). Wear khakis—rarely jeans, never cargo pants.

  • 5 Things You Can Do To Make A Quiet Person Feel Bad

    5 Things You Can Do To Make A Quiet Person Feel Bad

    By introducing a quiet person to a group as a “quiet person,” the quiet person is instantly a) categorized without having input, perhaps ruining any chance of making their own first impression and b) denied the option of being seen as a normal social individual, in the case that today is one of the days…

  • Notes On Living With My Ex-Boyfriend For Eight Months

    Notes On Living With My Ex-Boyfriend For Eight Months

    This was not how it was supposed to work. I never set out to be half of that couple you hear about. The ones that because of high rents or long leases or the great dysfunction are forced to live with each other long after their relationship has expired. Yet here I am. Freshly twenty-seven…

  • The Human Papillomavirus

    The Human Papillomavirus

    When I finally broke, it was very difficult to un-break. I cried a lot. I didn’t understand why this was happening to me. I’d only had a handful of sexual partners and the only unprotected sex I’d had was with boyfriends who had been checked for STDs. I was immunised against HPV when I was…