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50 Brutal PG-Rated Insults To Throw At Your Friends

"You're not pretty enough to get away with being that stupid."

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50 Brutal PG-Rated Insults To Throw At Your Friends
Felix Rostig

Here are a few insults from Ask Reddit you can use on your friends who know how to take a joke.

1. “Stupid people can believe in anything, so you can believe in yourself!”

2. “I think we’ve all got something to bring to this discussion, and from now on I think the thing you should bring is silence.”

3. I was once told I was more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.

4. Somewhere in France, a cathedral is missing a gargoyle.

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Trace the scars life has left you. It will remind you that at one point, you fought for something. You believed.

Trace the scars life has left you. It will remind you that at one point, you fought for something. You believed.

“You are the only person who gets to decide if you are happy or not—do not put your happiness into the hands of other people. Do not make it contingent on their acceptance of you or their feelings for you. At the end of the day, it doesn’t matter if someone dislikes you or if someone doesn’t want to be with you. All that matters is that you are happy with the person you are becoming. All that matters is that you like yourself, that you are proud of what you are putting out into the world. You are in charge of your joy, of your worth. You get to be your own validation. Please don’t ever forget that.” — Bianca Sparacino

Excerpted from The Strength In Our Scars by Bianca Sparacino.