70 Hilarious Dad Jokes Made By Actual Dads
Last Christmas we bought a fake Christmas tree, and the guy behind the counter said, “Are you going to put it up yourself?” My dad said, “Don’t be disgusting. I’m going to put it in the living room.”
These dad jokes from Ask Reddit are going to make you laugh at your phone screen.
1. Whenever my dad and my husband are having a conversation, and I walk into the room, my dad will loudly say, “Just make sure she never finds out…” Then he will look at me and say, “OH HI HONEY!”
2. When offered anything edible (coffee, chocolate, fruit, dessert, etc) that he doesn’t want, he’ll say, “No thanks, I still have to drive.”
3. Anytime someone says, “See you later,” he says, “Thanks for the warning.”
