40 Of The Pettiest Reasons People Refused To Date Someone
Answers found on Ask Reddit
1. “I didn’t like the way she spelled her name.”
2. “She looked like my cousin, which I felt was weird.”
3. “I know someone that broke up with his girlfriend because the trip to her place always involved at least an hour of sitting in traffic.”
— csr28
4. “His apartment smelled like olives.”
— CVIIILIN
5. “The girl kept dabbing constantly. Laugh. Dab. Woo we’re in nandos. Dab. I couldn’t.”
6. “I ended the date stat after she said, ‘JOKER AND HARLEY ARE SO FUCKING RELATIONSHIP GOALS.'”
7. “Had a date refer to me as ‘Senpai,’ ‘Onee-Chan’ and other Japanese titles or words. She was white girl in Kansas.”
8. “He would not stop talking about how ‘woke’ he was.”
9. “‘cUs sHe TeXteD LiKe dIs! :):):):) :p:p:p:p =))))))”
— Drackid
10. “She insisted on going for runs together, but ran way too slowly for me.”
11. “He used too much hair gel and it made his hair all crunchy.”
12. “I once ended a date early because, while driving to dinner, she started changing the presets on my car radio without asking.”
13. “I turned down a date once because the girl had the same last name as me. We weren’t related, but it still weirded me out, and I didn’t want people to think I was dating my cousin or something.”
14. “Chewing your food loudly.”
15. “Men with long, or longish, fingernails.”
16. “Having the same name as a family member.”
17. “If she starts talking about your zodiac compatibility super soon and seems to take real stock in it.”
18. “They only watch indie or art house films. I like that stuff too but not all the time. Sometimes I just wanna watch a giant robot fight a similarly giant monster and not have to think too much.”
19. “Teeth to gums ratio being way off.”
20. “A peanut allergy. I’m not ready for that kind of sacrifice.”
21. “Pettiest is I don’t like guys with big nostrils. I’m aware this is subjective, and probably slightly insane.”
22. “When we were getting to know each other our football teams played each other and she sent me the following text ‘let’s go out tonight. Looser buys drinks.’”
23. “If I see ‘Live, Laugh, Love’ in her house… I’m out.”
24. “When I was single I swiped left on guys who were taking selfies with their expensive cell phones not in cases. I was not comfortable with that level of risk taking.”
25. “Ear hygiene.”
26. “If you pronounce nuclear “nukular” (like Carter or Bush II both did) that’s a deal breaker for me.”
27. “He had naturally dark red hair.”
28. “Back when I was dating, the fatal phrase of ‘I don’t read.'”
29. “Knuckles that are darker than the rest of their skin.”
30. “I can’t date someone who collects collector’s items, e.g. funko pops.”
— kmagsy
31. “I just rejected someone on a dating site because they put spaces before commas, periods, and question marks when texting me.”
32. “If they have baby carrot fingers. I don’t want those things touching me.”
— Iced–Tea
33. “He asked for ‘kissies.’ The cringe was too strong to get over.”
34. “Their taste in shoes.”
35. “A girl l met on OKCupid ghosted on me after I told her I didn’t like Twilight.”
36. “If someone’s name is Chad, I just can’t do it.”
37. “He wouldn’t eat Taco Bell. It’s my favorite guilty pleasure and I got irrationally upset that he wouldn’t even try it.”
38. “If I don’t like their name.”
39. “If they work in HR.”
40. “If they have a shitty tattoo.”
